Two Florida State football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an
important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and
not allowed to play in the big game the following week.
The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old
MacDonald had a____."
Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to
answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he
passed.
Making sure the teacher wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder.
"Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed, then
looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed.
He turned to
Bubba and said, "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old
MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2 pencil
and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped.
Tapping
Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm is
spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O’."
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